
Man-Up at the Mall: A Guy’s Holiday Game Plan
“Sure, I’ll meet you in Sporting Goods in an hour,” she claims. But by lunch, you’re still waiting, and ready to take a candy cane to the gut just to feel alive.
At Elfster, we think the secret to avoiding the doldrums in a situation like this is to have a game plan. So to reach out to dudes the world over, we stepped away from our workbench and designed a detailed agenda to help whittle away those “extended hours” at the mall. We know it’s no trip to the lumber yard, but compared to twelve hours of world-class thumb-twiddling, we think it’ll suffice.
1:00 pm-
Find a bench, read-up on your Emotional Intelligence 2.0, and bask in your newfound popularity among single moms.
2:00 pm-
Lay low in the Men’s Room after the unexpected influx of marriage proposals.