The Elf Week Lumberjack Jamboree
In a season so heavily perfumed with pumpkin-spice-this and cinnamon-scented-that, today, we take a moment to stop and smell the sawdust. We of course, refer to the Elf Week Lumberjack Jamboree!
In celebration of all things “dude”, today we hold an event so manly, so swaggering, that the only price for admission is a well-articulated grunt. But be forewarned… The Lumberjack Jamboree is no hayride!
If all this “He-Elf” talk has got you just the teensiest bit intimidated, you might want to read-up on how to beef-up your Christmas holiday. To put some hair on your chin, we recommend a heaping helping of these hearty Elfster blog articles:
Man-Up at the Mall: A Guy’s Holiday Game Plan
Left-Brain Tips for the Right “Guy” Gift
Now, back to our live coverage of the Lumberjack Jamboree…
Current Standings
Splitting a Sequoia-sized candy cane with a single swing of the axe put Elf Ed in an early lead this morning.