• I invented the Naughty List…

• People tell me I look like Cupid.

• You bring out the Yeti in me!

• I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

They needed too much attention?  Were too much into themselves?  More attention than one can give? This Vanity Mirror is available at Signals for $50.

A memoir that is more of a guide to many lost pastime arts, like how to tan a skin or palm a coin or learn the Latin phrases that every boy should know. Or a collection of wisdom about useless skills such as how to write in invisible ink – along with useful skills, like how a boy can prepare himself for his inevitable encounters with girls. The Dangerous Book for Boys, $15

Terrible, terrible display of public affection here.  Shame on them! These Hug Salt + Pepper Shakers come as one set only (one couple, not two).  $19

  Oh My Godiva is right. Not quite Mr. Wonka’s chocolate factory, but a good try by Godiva. During Valentine’s Day, one Godiva Chocolate Gift Box at $23 or higher will contain a "congratulations" ticket for a New York weekend-get-away in this very, very sinful place. via DailyNews

I think it’s time to toss that flimsy cardboard sign you pocketed during one of your trips. The real thing will be much more impressive. This metal sign will pretty much tell everyone downstairs what you two are up to when you go a missing… Do Not Disturb Sign, $18

What happens when rich meets raunchy? A very expensive, but sweet, blindfold made from suede and 100% hand dyed silk ($75).  It’s almost worth that price just to have the privilege of using the applausable fabric ribbon that happens to be three yards in length. The blindfold slides off the silk ribbon easily.  I don’t think you need quite that much silk to tie a bow. This tie will definitely end up living a second life involved with the ‘unforbiddens.’  The ribbon is made of 100% [...]

You know what? I was just thinking how the words "Do Not Disturb" can be interpreted incorrectly. You never know, and you do not want to risk finding out, do ya?  Leave it to the fabulous French to come up with a better solution. This gift sends a nice and clear message, doesn’t it?  This Do Disturb Sign is available at Atypyk for 5.50 Euro.

If your girl (or guy) has one of these in their room, they better have that ‘do disturb’ sign on the door. This Love Mattress was created with only the good stuff in mind.  This clever product is a good example of what I call a thinking man’s design - when a person recognizes improvement needs, thinks about the different possible solutions, then succeeds in repurposing the object by adding very simple changes.  The Love Mattress is basically [...]

This Valentine’s Day Grand Box contains 60 flowers total: 10 lilies, 20 tulips, 20 iris and 10 hyacinth. In addition, these flowers are certified sustainable – they were grown using socially and environmentally responsible practices.  I was expecting this Impressive gift to be more than $145. They are available for February delivery from FlowerBud.