The possibility of receiving a gift such as this is the very reason why man invented wish lists. If you *must*, this Oriental Bride Lamp is available from Oriental Furniture for $37. (I’m not kidding. It’s for reals.)

The lotus symbolically represents purity, divine beauty and wealth. Because the beautiful lotus can be found floating above muddy waters, it has also been known to represent strength and determination. If you’re not a fresh flowers kind of person, this cast brass Lotus Heart is a great alternative. The best part is it will last forever. From SURevolution, it is available at Vivre for $195. *For free Standard Shipping, use code HEART08

One of my all-time favorite gifts, this Magical Plant Garden contains the fascinating tillandsia, which is an air plant-epiphyte, plants that can grow without soil. These tillandsia derive all their nutrition from air and water. The set includes 4 plants, stones and bowl. $79