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No roses here, but instead a heart-shaped bar of soap to wash away the stink. A sad but funny Valentines message for the broken-hearted. But hey, we've still got our sense of humor!  Love Stinks comes as a set of 2 for $20.

Yeah, sometimes things just don't go the way we want them to, do they? I don't think hearts on toilet paper is a positive statement, do you? $7

Honestly, he's too cute to make me sad. For a friendly jilted gift, this Mr. Le Peu should do just fine. This singing and dancing stinker is $30.

I'm all for fifty/fifty. Relationships are about partnerships, and sharing is core to a great partnership. But when you have a partner who keeps a list of "mine" and "yours," that's just ridiculous. Fifty/fifty is great, if the end result is about 100. Right? This duvet is available at Atypyk for 86.00 Euro.

This kit needs no explanation.  Manwhore - The Overnight Kit For the Modern Man? Hmmm. I think I'll stick to the traditional man then. $25

Yes, you can send a dozen dead roses. I know it's tempting, but I do ask that you to think twice, and then think twice again, before sending these. As long as you're positively sure you will not get back together again.  Well, let's put it this way: this will ensure that you'll never get back together again.  One dozen dead roses can be hers (or his!) for $25.