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Note, do not send her the actual gadget to make I Love You Toasts.  It's best if you receive it yourself and surprise her with toast in person (with breakfast in bed, if she could be so lucky).  All you have to do is press the stamp onto the hot bread, and voila, love is there right in front of you.  $3

Bring up the topic of commitment and babies at Valentine's Day breakfast and wait for that silent panic. Then serve him his Please Help Me Toasts ($3).  Maybe he'll appreciate the 'laugh with you' humor?

Then bring up the topic of commitment and babies again.

Oh My Godiva is right. Not quite Mr. Wonka's chocolate factory, but a good try by Godiva. During Valentine's Day, one Godiva Chocolate Gift Box at $23 or higher will contain a "congratulations" ticket for a New York weekend-get-away in this very, very sinful place.

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When she was busy dreaming of the room made of chocolate, he was dreaming of his own chocolate heaven. Let's put it this way - there's no sleeping in his chocolate heaven. The Chocolate Body Paint comes with paint brush for $20.

Terrible display of public affection here.  Shame on them! These Hug Salt + Pepper Shakers come as one set only (one couple, not two).  $19

Fred wants huge, manly shoulders.  What did you think 'huge' described, huh?  Lift Salt + Pepper Shakers should also work as a gentle reminder for getting back to the gym. $15