When she was busy dreaming of the room made of chocolate, he was dreaming of his own chocolate heaven. Let's put it this way - there's no sleeping in his chocolate heaven. The Chocolate Body Paint comes with paint brush for $20.

Fred wants huge, manly shoulders and pecs. What did you think 'huge' described, huh? Lift Salt + Pepper Shakers could also work as a gentle reminder for getting back to the gym. $15

Bring up the topic of commitment and babies at Valentine's Day breakfast and wait for that silent panic. Then serve him his Please Help Me Toasts ($3).  Maybe he'll appreciate the 'laugh with you' humor?

Then bring up the topic of commitment and babies again.

A memoir that is more of a guide to many lost pastime arts, like how to tan a skin or palm a coin or learn the Latin phrases that every boy should know. Or a collection of wisdom about useless skills such as how to write in invisible ink - along with useful skills, like how a boy can prepare himself for his inevitable encounters with girls.